Ferrell,Black, and Reilly Oscar Song

This is a funny song from the 2007 Academy Awards. This is about how comedians never get Oscars. It is sung by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly.  Watch it.

80th Academy Awards Winners

I know I should’ve posted this earlier and you probably already know the winners, but I said on an earlier post that I would post the winners and now I am. Well, here are the winners from the 80th Academy Awards.

Best Picture- No Country for Old Men

Best Actor- Daniel Day-Lewis(There Will Be Blood)

Best Actress- Marion Cotillard(La Vie En Rose)

Best Supporting Actor- Javier Bardem(No Country for Old Men)

Best Supporting Actress- Tilda Swinton(Michael Clayton)

Best Director- Joel and Ethan Coen(No Country for Old Men)

Best Original Screenplay- Diablo Cody(Juno)

Best Adapted Screenplay- Joel and Ethan Coen(No Country for Old Men)

Best Animated Feature- Ratatouille

Best Animated Short- Peter and the Wolf

Best Art Direction- Dante Ferretti and Francesca Lo Schiavo(Sweeny Todd)

Best Cinematography- Robert Elswit(There Will Be Blood)

Best Costume Design- Alexandra Byrne(Elizabeth: The Golden Age)

Best Documentary Feature- Taxi to the Dark Side

Best Documentary Short- Freeheld

Best Film Editing- Christopher Rouse(The Bourne Ultimatum)

Best Foreign Language Film- The Counterfeiters

Best Live Action Short-The Mozart of Pickpockets

Best Makeup- Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald(La Vie En Rose)

Best Original Score- Dario Marianelli(Atonement)

Best Originial Song- “Falling Slowly”,Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova(Once)

Best Sound Editing- Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg(The Bourne Ultimatum)

Best Sound Mixing- Scott Millan, David Parker, and Kirk Francis(The Bourne Ultmatum)

Best Visual Effects- The Golden Compass

2008 Razzie Winners

Well, early when I started this post I posted the nomminees for the Razzies. As you may remember, the Razzies was the show that awards the worst movies of the year. So, here are the results to the show where no one wants to get their award.

Worst Picture- I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Actor- Eddie Murphy(Norbit)

Worst Actress- Lindsey Lohan(I Know Who Killed Me)

Worst Supporting Actress- Eddie Murphy(Norbit)

Worst Supporting Actor-Eddie Murphy(Norbit)

Worst Screen Couple- Lindsey Lohan and Lindsey Lohan(I Know Who Killed Me)

Worst Remake or Rip-Off- I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Prequel or Sequel- Daddy Day Camp

Worst Director- Chris Siverston(I Know Who Killed Me)

Worst Screenplay- Jeffery Hammond(I Know Who Killed Me)

Worst Excuse for A Horror Movie- I Know Who Killed Me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well, this stinks. You might have already known that I was looking forward to seeing the new Will Ferrell movie, Semi-Pro. Well, it looks like I’m going to have to wait until I’m 17. That’s right, it was rated R for language and some sexual content. When I first saw that it was R on a TV commercial, I flipped out because there was a rumor going around that they were editing it for a PG-13, I guess not. I’m all depressed now and I guess this will be one Will Ferrell movie I have to miss. 

Movies of the Next Month: March

This is a new thing I’m am starting where at the end of every month, I will post the movies that are coming out in the next month in theaters. The first month I will be doing is March 2008.

March 7th

1. College Road Trip- This is about when a teen travels with her cop father around the country to different colleges. Rated G

2. 10,000 B.C.- This is about a mammoth hunter as he journeys through unknown territtory to help his tribe. Rated PG-13

3. The Bank Job- This is about a couple of guys who decide to rob a bank and instead are recruited to steal pictures of the princess. Rated R

  

March 14th

1. Doomsday- This is about people who are trying to create a cure for a virus that has stuck Great Britain. Rated R

2. Horton Hears A Who- This is about an elephant who discovers a planet filled with people called whos on a speck of dust and decides to protect it. Rated G

3. Funny Games U.S.- This is about two assailaints who put a vacationing family through a bunch of abusive games. Rated R

  

March 21st

1. Drillbit Taylor- This is about a couple of nerds who hire a bodyguard to protect them against the bullies that torment them. Rated PG-13

2. Meet the Browns- This is about a woman who takes her family to her father’s funeral and while there meets her crazy relatives, the Browns. Rated PG-13

 

March 28th

1. 21- This is about a bunch of college students who are trained in illegal gambling and are taken to Vegas to get millions. Rated PG-13

2. Run, Fatboy, Run- This is about a fat man who got dumped by his fiancee training for a marathon in hpes of winning her back. Rated PG-13

3. Stop Loss- This is about a man who returns home from Iraq who is required to go back into battle and refuses to go. Rated R

4. Superhero Movie- This is about a high school student who is bitten by a radio-active dragon-fly and turns into a crappy superhero. Rated PG-13

    

Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

Today, I saw the comedy Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins. This movie starred Martin Lawrence as Roscoe Jenkins, a TV talk show host. Roscoe’s life was great until he decided to go back home to his parents’ 50th anniversary. While he is there, he catches up with all of his family, restarts the rivalry between him and his cousin, gets beat up by his brother and sister, loses his fiance, hooks up with his old flame, and turns his entire family against him. Through it all, he ends up pretty well off. This movie was good and had a lot of funny parts in it, even though it had a lot of adult language and moments. I would recommend it to anyone who thinks I only like comedies. 4 of 5 Stars

Box-Office Results

Here are the box-office results from Feb. 15th-17th.

1. Jumper- 27.2 mil.

2. Step Up 2 the Streets- 19.7 mil.

3. The Spiderwick Chronicles- 19.1 mil.

4. Fool’s Gold- 13.1 mil.

5. Definitely, Maybe- 9.7 mil.

What Happens in Vegas… Trailer

This is the trailer for the upcoming movie, What Happens in Vegas. This comedy movie stars Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz as two strangers who have a huge adventure while on vacation in Vegas. This movie looks funny and I would like to see it. Watch it.

Top 20 Homer Simpson Quotes

Here are the top 20 funniest quotes from Mr. Homer Simpson. All of these quotes are funny and made me laugh. Enjoy them.

1. Oh, they have Internet on computers now.

2. Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.

3. Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.

4. America’s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well…all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!

5. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.

6. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand!

7. Oh, everything’s too danged expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy.

8. Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!

9. If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!

10. All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

11. Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!

12. Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.

13. Now, Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

14. I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

15. I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

16. Well, let’s just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, ‘Marge, if this doesn’t get your motor running, my name isn’t Homer J. Simpson.’

17. Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex! It’s also the food preparation.

18. When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.

19. Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure…not even close!

20. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Jumper

Yesterday, I saw the movie Jumper. Both of you have already put long reviews about this so I’ll make mine short. This movie looked a little interesting but when I saw it it surprised me. This movie wasn’t that good to me at all. It was about a man who could jump from place to place all aroud the world and a dude trying to catch him. The plot was loose and the actors didn’t seem to into the movie. So overall, I suggest this movie to only diehard sci-fi fans who have nothing better to do. 2 1/2 of 5 Stars